What the hell is this place? I mean, first I got lost wander in some dark street that I swear I never saw before, and then people start talking in my brain?
Man! I must be losing it! Remind me not to stay long. Just passing through, you know. I'm a busy guy, after all!
You know, there seems to be a distinct lack of hunnies around here! I mean, MAN. Where is the Great Zelos Wilder supposed to find a beautiful lady to lavish my charms upon? A very important question, here! 'Fess up - where are you ladies hiding!?